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lmaoooooo sup loser

[placation]

[ Much like a French farce, nearly the moment Haru leaves through the front door, Maruki appears through the door that leads out back toward the training area.

He doesn't think anything of it, walking right past where Kazuya was left, focused on his phone–

Then he pauses and backs up, doing a truly comically pronounced doubletake at the cat. ]

Who on earth did that to you!? You ladykiller...

PATHETIC MEOWS

[belheir]

[...? He has no clue what Maruki is even talking about, because a certain someone can't see his fuzzy little head.

He motions with his paws at Maruki's phone. What do you mean lady killer! Was he around for that kiss display? No way... Surely his bestie would have saved him? ]

[placation]

[ Oh, don't even worry. Maruki's already switched to his camera app and is taking Several Many Photos of such a very kissed kitty.

He admires them for a moment before choosing the best one and turning it around so Kazuya can see. ]

Was it Mifune-san? She doesn't really wear makeup, though...

[belheir]

[ you bastard.

Kazuya does let out an incredibly devastated sound as he sees the state of himself in those pictures, and a paw quickly comes up to try and wipe the lipstick away.

Only to smudge it in further. A little pink on black action.

At the question, he shakes his head, and then points to the plant across the way. ]

[placation]

[ Maruki only stops laughing over where Kazuya's gesturing, brows drawing down in confusion for a few moments before his eyes shoot open wide. ]

Ah! Was Okumura-san here? That makes more sense...

[ Back to Kazuya; he takes pity on him, licks his thumb and comes over to start trying to wipe the lipstick off, like Kazuya's a kid with shmutz on his face. ]

I wonder if the marks will stick when you transform back. That might be cute.

[belheir]

[ Blegh. There's so many lipstick spots on him... it feels futile without a proper cloth.

But Maruki does bring up a valid point. And.. Maybe it'd be easier to clean off of skin instead of fur, if they still linger. So when it's clear that it's futility to clean Kazuya's kitty head with a thumb, he takes a few steps away, so he can change back.

.... The lipstick marks are all over his face. Truly, a ladykiller. ]

Please tell me they're gone...

[placation]

[ Oh, even better.

Maruki licks his thumb again and moves right back in to keep wiping at his cheeks. ]

Did she ask you who's a good kitty, too?

[belheir]

She did!

[ BLEGH X 2

He does not fight the wiping of the lipstick away. ]

Listen, you can't tell her I'm a person... I don't want her freaked out about the whole thing.

[placation]

Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.

[ More shmutz wiping, even pulling his sweater sleeve down over his wrist to fully wipe it off. Whatever, it's laundry day anyway. ]

But that does mean this is going to happen to you again, you know.

[ Heh. ]

[belheir]

Yeah, well. Can you tell her to take off her lipstick before she kisses the cats? That'd be a big help.

[He'd also prefer that Maruki also told her not to kiss the cats, but that one is probably an impossible ask, after what he's gone through.]

You know a wet cloth might be better than your sleeve and spit, right?

( not here )

[girlybruiser]

[ no ♥ ]

hehe we can wrap...... dumb kitty

[placation]

I can't tell Okumura-san what to do, and I'd never bother trying.

[ He grins at Kazuya, eyes alight with teasing mischief, and then starts to steer him toward the downstairs bathroom. ]

Come on. I'll get you cleaned up properly. Poor kitty...