And again, again, again again and all he can do is take it and wonder who the heck Mona-chan is... Her cat? Must be.
More kisses come, and Kazuya eventually gives another pathetic sounding creaky meow, this one a little louder. He's not stopping her, just trying to maybe draw attention to himself if someone else is here... ]
[ Haru pulls back, suddenly satisfied. She's gotten all the kitty fawning out of her system for now.
There are multiple lipstick marks on Kaz's fur, but that's okay. It's not as if the people in the machiya surely aren't doing the same when they see him, right?
Anyway. ]
You're a sweet boy. I have to go, but please don't eat this plant I brought for Dr. Maruki! It'll make your tummy upset.
[ Oh? She's done? He's safe now? He rapidly shakes himself from the overstimulation of being on the end of a kiss barrage. Whew... He lived!
... Hopefully she doesn't catch him again. He's going to have to ask Maruki to inform him of when guests other than him are dropping by so he doesn't get caught with his metaphorical pants down.
Also, he can't help the way his gaze shifts to that plant she brought for Maruki. No eating, huh?
Not that he would, he's not an actual animal.
So instead he makes a series of soft chirps at Haru. ]
[ Much like a French farce, nearly the moment Haru leaves through the front door, Maruki appears through the door that leads out back toward the training area.
He doesn't think anything of it, walking right past where Kazuya was left, focused on his phoneโ
Then he pauses and backs up, doing a truly comically pronounced doubletake at the cat. ]
[...? He has no clue what Maruki is even talking about, because a certain someone can't see his fuzzy little head.
He motions with his paws at Maruki's phone. What do you mean lady killer! Was he around for that kiss display? No way... Surely his bestie would have saved him? ]
Kazuya does let out an incredibly devastated sound as he sees the state of himself in those pictures, and a paw quickly comes up to try and wipe the lipstick away.
Only to smudge it in further. A little pink on black action.
At the question, he shakes his head, and then points to the plant across the way. ]
[ Maruki only stops laughing over where Kazuya's gesturing, brows drawing down in confusion for a few moments before his eyes shoot open wide. ]
Ah! Was Okumura-san here? That makes more sense...
[ Back to Kazuya; he takes pity on him, licks his thumb and comes over to start trying to wipe the lipstick off, like Kazuya's a kid with shmutz on his face. ]
I wonder if the marks will stick when you transform back. That might be cute.
[ Blegh. There's so many lipstick spots on him... it feels futile without a proper cloth.
But Maruki does bring up a valid point. And.. Maybe it'd be easier to clean off of skin instead of fur, if they still linger. So when it's clear that it's futility to clean Kazuya's kitty head with a thumb, he takes a few steps away, so he can change back.
.... The lipstick marks are all over his face. Truly, a ladykiller. ]
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[ She's a little too excited by this mysterious big cat who seems to be comfortable enough with her to, what she thinks, hug her in return.
She's trying not to squeal with childish delight, but it's hard not to... big cat... ]
You're very friendly... thank you! Such a good kitty.
[ She plants a little kiss on his forehead. ]
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He goes still at the kiss. This feels a little... well, people kiss their pets all the time, so it's probably not as dire as he thinks it is, right?
Right.
So he opens his mouth, and gives a creaky, pathetic, long meow at her.
Is there lipstick on his head...]
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Commencing... multiple kisses. A barrage of kisses. ]
Who's the best kitty? Just don't tell Mona-chan I said that...
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And again, again, again again and all he can do is take it and wonder who the heck Mona-chan is... Her cat? Must be.
More kisses come, and Kazuya eventually gives another pathetic sounding creaky meow, this one a little louder. He's not stopping her, just trying to maybe draw attention to himself if someone else is here... ]
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There are multiple lipstick marks on Kaz's fur, but that's okay. It's not as if the people in the machiya surely aren't doing the same when they see him, right?
Anyway. ]
You're a sweet boy. I have to go, but please don't eat this plant I brought for Dr. Maruki! It'll make your tummy upset.
[ Note to self: grow some cat grass. ]
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... Hopefully she doesn't catch him again. He's going to have to ask Maruki to inform him of when guests other than him are dropping by so he doesn't get caught with his metaphorical pants down.
Also, he can't help the way his gaze shifts to that plant she brought for Maruki. No eating, huh?
Not that he would, he's not an actual animal.
So instead he makes a series of soft chirps at Haru. ]
OKAY FINE UNWRAPPED
Bye kitty! I guess I'll see you around!
[ She doesn't linger long; she puts the small plant somewhere for Maruki to see, but away from feline paws that might try to reach for it.
And then she's gone, leaving Kaz to his own devices once more. ]
lmaoooooo sup loser
He doesn't think anything of it, walking right past where Kazuya was left, focused on his phoneโ
Then he pauses and backs up, doing a truly comically pronounced doubletake at the cat. ]
Who on earth did that to you!? You ladykiller...
PATHETIC MEOWS
He motions with his paws at Maruki's phone. What do you mean lady killer! Was he around for that kiss display? No way... Surely his bestie would have saved him? ]
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He admires them for a moment before choosing the best one and turning it around so Kazuya can see. ]
Was it Mifune-san? She doesn't really wear makeup, though...
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Kazuya does let out an incredibly devastated sound as he sees the state of himself in those pictures, and a paw quickly comes up to try and wipe the lipstick away.
Only to smudge it in further. A little pink on black action.
At the question, he shakes his head, and then points to the plant across the way. ]
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Ah! Was Okumura-san here? That makes more sense...
[ Back to Kazuya; he takes pity on him, licks his thumb and comes over to start trying to wipe the lipstick off, like Kazuya's a kid with shmutz on his face. ]
I wonder if the marks will stick when you transform back. That might be cute.
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But Maruki does bring up a valid point. And.. Maybe it'd be easier to clean off of skin instead of fur, if they still linger. So when it's clear that it's futility to clean Kazuya's kitty head with a thumb, he takes a few steps away, so he can change back.
.... The lipstick marks are all over his face. Truly, a ladykiller. ]
Please tell me they're gone...
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Maruki licks his thumb again and moves right back in to keep wiping at his cheeks. ]
Did she ask you who's a good kitty, too?
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[ BLEGH X 2
He does not fight the wiping of the lipstick away. ]
Listen, you can't tell her I'm a person... I don't want her freaked out about the whole thing.
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[ More shmutz wiping, even pulling his sweater sleeve down over his wrist to fully wipe it off. Whatever, it's laundry day anyway. ]
But that does mean this is going to happen to you again, you know.
[ Heh. ]
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[He'd also prefer that Maruki also told her not to kiss the cats, but that one is probably an impossible ask, after what he's gone through.]
You know a wet cloth might be better than your sleeve and spit, right?
( not here )
hehe we can wrap...... dumb kitty
[ He grins at Kazuya, eyes alight with teasing mischief, and then starts to steer him toward the downstairs bathroom. ]
Come on. I'll get you cleaned up properly. Poor kitty...